"Here's The Situation" - The Situation Beats Snooki To The Bookshelves!

Yessir! Mike "The Situation" is officially the first of the Jersey Shore castmates to have his book hit the stores with a release date on Amazon.com of Nov. 2, beating Snooki's "bookie" to be the first release from the group.

"Here's The Situation" is "A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore" and is available for pre-order from Amazon.

For what it's worth, we don't know how much of the book was actually written by Chris Millis. (See cover above)...

Snookie Can't Sleep, Webcams About Her Slippers From Her Bed

"They're so comfy.... You can wear them out..."

Tomorrow Night - South Park Does The Jersey Shore

It's a Jersey Thing
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PARKRandy Marsh,Eric Cartman,more...

We can't wait for this....

The Jersey Shore "Jersday" Recap - "The Dump" Goes Back To Staten Island

On last nights episode of The Jersey Shore, The Situation finds himself being defended by a jealous date, It's T-Shirt time again, and Snooki grips up Angelina's reject leading to a brawl between the two. The brawl was the last straw for Angelina, as she packed her dirty ball of clothes things and split from the house for the second time in as many seasons.

The only question now is how many episodes until we see Deena Nicole Cortese (Snooki's long time friend) move in and take Angelina's spot?

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Snooki Is Writing A Bookie

Imagine that! Snooki is writing something other than a letter to someone telling them how much of a douche their boyfriend is being! The book (about her life story?) will be called "A Shore Thing" and will be released in January 2011 by Simon and Schuster.

Special thanks to the CelebrityBomb.com support staff for the headline!

Video Of Snooki On MTV WAY BEFORE The Jersey Shore!!

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Go Figure!! It turns out Snooki is no stranger to being on MTV! Check out Snooki on an old episode of the MTV show "Is She Really Going With Him".

Nope... we don't remember it either.... but there it is....

Is She Really Going Out With Him? - MTV Shows

The Situation Survives Another Week

Mike "The Situation" Sorentino survived to live another week last night on Dancing With The Stars (Or as Sitch calls it, "danceing"), as Michael Bolton was voted off.

After getting a late start to the practice sessions and some low scores, Mike has made it to yet another week. Now if we could just get Snooki on to the cast of "Cupcake Wars"....

The "Snooki Monster" And Pauly D Singing About Rubbers In The Tub!

Jimmy Kimmel is officially now the best ever.

Snooki + A Hookup = Vinnie + Hookup's Ex?

Yeah... We don't follow it either... According to RadarOnline.com, it appears that while making an appearance at the Dizzy Bulldog in Wilmington Delaware, Vinnie banged spent some quality time with an apparant non-grenade named Lachia Damis both during and after his appearance. Here's where it gets interesting: While The Jersey Shore was filming, Lachia was the girlfriend of Dennis Figueroa. Figueroa was seen in a recent episode hooking up with Snooki, which caused the end of the relationship with Lachia.

Did you follow all that? Yeah... we didn't either, but its one of those things where if you say "I hooked up with her, and she hooked up with him, and he hooked up with someone else" It's a pretty sure bet you will wind up with Kevin Bacon.

Snooki Teaches David Letterman How To Fist Pump, Dave Doesn't Attempt To Have An Affair With Her

Comment of the day: "I wish someone would fist pump her face" LOLOL