Warner Brothers: Charlie Sheen Fired For Good

Warner Brothers has just announced they have permanently terminated Charlie Sheen from any further involvement with the network.

As TMZ is reporting, Warner Brothers   has given notification to Sheen's legal team that his services are no longer required.

In the article, TMZ quotes from the termination notice, and the line that sticks out is:

"Your client has been engaged in dangerously self-destructive conduct and appears to be very ill."

TMZ also had a quote from the actor in response to his firing:

 "This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension."

So we ask.... Winning?

John Stamos Asked To Replace Charlie Sheen On "Two And A Half Men"

A shocking new report has surfaced, and it involves CBS head Les Moonves offering the newly created opening on "Two And A Half Men" to John Stamos.

Some exceprts from the Eonline Report:

Les Moonves had a nice chat with John Stamos on Saturday about replacing Sheen on the hit sitcom.

Sources exclusively tell me that Moonves approached Stamos at Jeffrey Katzenberg's Night Before benefit at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

"They were at the bar talking and Les asked John if he'd be interested in replacing Charlie," one source says. "It wouldn't be to play Charlie's character but they talked more about introducing a new character."

This bombshell has a lot of potential fallout, not the least of which is Stamos' relationship with Sheen, But the more interesting point would be to see how Stamos' long time close friend Howard Stern would react to such an endeavor. 

Charlie Sheen Attacks Two And A Half Men Creator, Show Cancelled - Charlie Moving To HBO

The past 2 days or so have been a wild roller coaster ride between Charlie Sheen, CBS, and Chuck Lorre (The creator of Sheen's hit show "Two and a Half Men".

Long story short it that the two men have been trading insults (at best) in the media and the latest barrage between the 2 was summarized by Radaronline's coverage of the situation:

"CBS and Warner Bros. released a statement, saying: "Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of Two And A Half Men for the remainder of the season."

In an open letter to his fans, Sheen also wrote:

What does this say about Haim Levine after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

The Hollywood superstar revealed he was in serious negotiations to star in his own half-hour show, titled Sheen’s Corner -- a deal that would reputedly land him a whopping $5 million an episode.

“I’m close to securing a deal with HBO for a 10 show guarantee,” Sheen told RadarOnline.com’s Dylan Howard, exclusively."

Upside is that you wont have to be infected by the most ridiculously mind-sticking television theme song anymore while waiting for "Two and a Half Men" to end when you tune in a minute early to watch the next show...