VIDEO! - Halle Berry Faking An Orgasm

Yup, this is a video of Halle Berry faking an orgasm on Jay Leno over some popcorn... yes popcorn.

Ok, so maybe it's time we get her some Mike and Ikes, some Milk Duds, and whatever else you would normally sell at a movie theater ASAP.

Conan Returns To Tv

After one of the biggest debacles in television history, Conan returned to late night tv last night, and was most definitely at his best.

Quotes of the night:

"Welcome to my new show, Conan. People ask me why I named the show "Conan." I did it so I'd be harder to replace."

"A lot's happened in the news since I went off the air --- and I was hoping I could cover it all in one joke. But then I realized that's like trying to keep an Icelandic volcano from wearing Lady Gaga's meat dress while a trapped Chilean miner cleans up the BP oil spill…Brett Favre's penis."

It's going to be interesting to see what happens when Conan's basic cable show beats Jay Leno's network disaster in the ratings.... Just saying