More "American Idol" Changes coming.... Including Online Voting

Aside from possibly the worst judging panel in the history of judging panels, there are further changes coming to the next season of American Idol.

The new season will include changes to the show's format, contestant packages (No not that kind of "pakhage") and other items such as less audition shows, but the most significant change to the show is the introduction to online voting.

Sounds like a good idea until producers realize how easy it is to use automated programs to cast millions of votes for a single performer. We figure that instead of recognizing this fatal flaw, Idol will simply aspouse that they have gotten so many votes this season, it appears that every living human being on the planet simply voted 40,000 times. Then they will call Coke and raise the fee to have the judges sip water from their branded cups.....

American Idol Decides To Scare The Hell Out Of It's Viewers With New Judging Panel

Just when you think it couldn't get any worse than having to sit through last year's abortion judging panel, American Idol's 14 remaining viewers will be treated this season to none other than the always visually pleasing Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler, and Jennifer "I own the Miami Dolphins" Lopez along side of returning judge Randy Jackson. The announcement was made by Fox live on streaming internet from the American Idol stage, and the show was emceed by Dick Clark Ryan Seacrest. In a better-than-scripted turn of events, a technical glitch caused the entire stream to run without sound. No such luck with the streaming video.