Mick Jagger to Keith Richards - "After 40 Years, All You Can Say Is I Have A Small D**K?"

In a seemingly incomprehensible mail screw up, Mick Jagger's written response to Keith Richard's book has wound up in the hands of a journalist who posted the (intended to be private) response online.

Long story short, a package arrived for journalist Bill Wyman, a writer for Slate Magazine. After reviewing the contents, the journalist realized the package was most likely meant for former Rolling Stones Bassist (the other) Bill Wyman as the package contained a typed response from Jagger to Richards regarding statements made in Richards book. The package contained a handwritten note saying: Bill: For the vault, M."

Strange delivery screwup aside, the note criticizes Richards in just about every way possible while maintaining an overall (surprisingly) professional demeanor. The letter references drug use, women, songwriting, and a history on meeting Richards when they were children.

You can read the entire letter here, but the lines we keep saying over and over in our heads are:

"I am, I see here, marginally endowed, if I read Keith's sniggering aright."

and

"We blink at that point, and go 40 years forward, and he has written a book that says, essentially, that I have a small dick."

So there you have it. Even at almost 70 years old, guys still worry about the size (and perception thereof) of their junk.