Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Snooki's Words Of Wisdom - "Double Bra It!"

TV personality of the MTV hit show Jersey Shore Nicole Snookie Polizzi will take on a new profession as a writer this year. Its has been announced by Simon & Schuster that the pint sized reality star will be writing a novel, not a memoir about a girl looking for love on the New Jersey boardwalk or shore as most people refer to it, titled A Shore Thing due to hit the store next year. The book is said to have been in the work for a while but Snookie's recent arrest brought the book news to the media.  Fame Pictures, Inc

Always the Poet Lauriette, Snookie has yet to disappoint. This fact has been documented in the book that she will be releasing in 2011, and Her eloquence has inspired us to begin a new feature that we will be calling "Snooki's Words Of Wisdom", and we will consider this post "Vol. 1"

Here's a look at her inspiring words of the past week as posted on her Twitter page: (Now we are REALLY looking forward to the book!)

"When in doubt, double bra it. Gives you a perfect lift ladies. Just sayen."

"Anyone ever get slapped in the ass with a slimjim? Cause it fricken hurts lmao. Only me and my best friend."

"MTVRonnie everyones tryna do ron ron happy feet lmao makes me miss ur crazy ass bro"

"Got my big hair for the night = ready for the get down. Mbyee "

"I love firefighters."

"Gettin ready 2 watch Spin Crowd at 10 with my sexmonster"

"In the jacuzzi blastin some kanye's jerkoffs and sippin on some pinot :) Yum! "


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