Madonna Opening A Chain Of Fitness Centers - Starting In Mexico?

Madonna has announced she will be opening a chain of fitness centers that will be called "Hard Candy Fitness global gyms"

The first gym will open in the drug war paradise beautiful country of Mexico in Mexico City.

We wouldn't have thought there would be much demand for a gym equipped with dance, bike and yoga studios, saunas and steam rooms, and a cocaine basement juice bar in Mexico, but we digress as we admittedly are not global economists.