Monday, September 27, 2010

Weekend Nuggets

A quick overview of some weekend gossip you may have missed because you were actually living your life for a few days instead of killing time at work...

Category: "I never saw that coming" - Brittney Jones (Ashton Kutcher's reported mistress) apparantly has a sex tape floating around according to Radaronline.com. Go figure... We are totally shocked seeing as how we figured the nude pictures of her covered in after-relations happiness were as far as this respectable young woman would allow herself to go.

Category: "I will stand here and SCREAM until you LISTEN to me!" - Michael Lohan goes batshit in a press conference after Lindsay is remanded to jail. Michael insists again (as he has done since the beginning of this situation) that Lindsay would be better served by utilizing a rehab program than being sent to jail. Lets take a moment to review some facts here: 1. Lindsay violated previous probation orders after her SCRAM bracelet showed alcohol consumption. 2. Lindsay has been charged with drug possession in the past. 3. Lindsay recently failed 2 court ordered drug screens which led up to these current circumstances. 4. We are too tired to continue to list these things as we are sure you get the point. Bottom line? We know it may not be a popular opinion, but maybe, just maybe, someone should listen to Michael on this one.

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